It's as though they start to say it and then chicken out at the last minute, which is where we get a whole lot of colourful alternatives. A vagina by any other name Matthew, make sure you wash your willy, and Penny, give your burning shame a good clean. Whether we're talking about cakes that are decorated to look like a baby being bornthe weird and wonderful symptoms of early pregnancy or what not to say to a woman during labouryou can bet that the vagina is front and centre no pun intended of the conversation. And so, the euphemisms.
Bek Day looks at some of the more colourful euphemisms that have appeared over the years.
A vagina by any other name ... nicknames for your girl bits
This one has had something of a revival of late, and is rather fun to say, albeit in an ironic, faux-Victorian tone. It's been a linguistic stumbling block since Eve first covered hers up with a fig leaf Waking he found he had got his finger the Lord knows where. Family Time Jacob Geimer E-bok. Inadvertent Images Peter Geimer E-bok. Polanski spent hours taking pictures of Samantha on a deck overlooking the Hollywood Hills, on a kitchen counter, topless in a Jacuzzi.